When someone wakes me up:

leetakeuchi:

I do this to Justin most mornings lol.

(Source: sixfeetundermycock, via fatasstoskinnybitch)

Yay me I’ve lost 5lbs! Not much but who gives a fuck its progress! 

That awkward moment when you’re jealous of the “love story” in, 50 Shades of Grey, because it’s more romantic then your own relationship.